That is a bomb produced either by a small United States Marine or a big Texan or Albertan
And that is why they take their latrines so seriously. Two developments in toiletology have arisen to raise my ire:
- The so-called 'tall crappers'. Jeez Louise - I'm short (5'9") and when I sit on a tall crapper my feet dangle the way they did when I was three years old graduating from a potty to a toilet! Extended sessions become very uncomfortable propositions. Not all of us are friggin giants!
- The advent of the low-flush toilet. Goddammit - me and everyone I know eats meat. We are not inner city vegan flinks that live on tofu and bird seed
In any event, somebody had finally invented a machine to deal with plumbing shortfalls. I woulda thunk the Marines invented it - but it isn't their colours.
Or...is it? Ya never know these days, HAR HAR HAR!
Just the ticket for guys like me and Stackz O. Mags. Civilians and women like Uncle Bob can get by with the standard one.
Necessity is the mother of invention! This is why we win!