Any demons, monsters, jack nasties, cudgels, evil doers and turd burglars setting so much as a FOOT in Alberta - risks the wrath of Captain Sweatpants And His K9 Crimefighters
I am simply at a loss as to why there's so many of them around. Jeebers, people! They're good eating! Why, wrap any one of them up in bacon, slather it with a colon-cleaning spicey BBQ sauce, slap it on the BBQ... and you have a buffet fit for a trailer park king!
I notice the sasquatch moved out of BC which is unfortunate. Now if I want to hunt them I have to pay for a non-resident hunter's license... :(