FFS. I had a pristine copy of The New York Slimes here a couple weeks ago. Bob made fish n chips and decided the Noo Yawk Slimes was the perfect fish wrap. Then I had a Koran out with half the pages still in it, and WC got offended and decided it would be a great way to start camp fires. Now this!!! I've had it!!!!
If anyone needs me I'll be finding my solace astride The Log Of Ease. Thankfully it's still early fall and there are still plenty of leaves.