Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
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Wednesday, 21 September 2016

Ladies And Gentlemen: We Are At DEFCON 1


The unthinkable has happened! May God have mercy on us all! Perhaps that isn't enough? I suppose it falls on me. I will take responsibility for this act, before Congress and before God.

Scramble two F16's out of the Aleutian Islands. Target is COOPVILLE. Repeat: Target is COOPVILLE. Confirm receipt of message and execute Priority 1 21 September 2016



Goddammit. We better do Japan again too.

Boomer SSBN USS MICHIGAN: authorization and authentication codes to follow. Target multiple warheads 1 through 4 on Tokyo, 5 through 10 on Nagasaki - and fire the rest at Ottowa, Washington and Tofield!

JFC. I am gonna need a .45 to get that damned ear worm out. And before anyone says it - screw you too!!!

It may not look like it to the bed wetters and snivellers... but this is a mercy we do this day...

2 comments:

  1. He's my hero.... Bwahahahaha! (In other words: HAR-HAR!)

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    1. Okay, okay...we won't nuke Coopville.

      But Toefield is still gonna get it in spades!

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