Goddammit. I keep getting sick! That's twice now in one summer! Jeez Louise.
Last night I cut a fart so bad it woke me up and I think it knocked the wife out. Then at 3:00am I started to fart and didn't finish until 4:00! Then, finished with the gas...the squirts came. GAH!! We're doing some home reno work so we have no spare bedroom for me to sleep in.
I wanted to go fly today but I think the Crapcopter will be grounded until my guts settle down. This is the last time I eat anything outta the garbage cans behind Uncle Bob's Treehouse.