IF ANYONE CAN SPARE A MERCIFUL BULLET I'D BE MUCH OBLIGED!!!
THE HORROR! THIS STUFF SUCKS WHEN THE SCOTS
DO IT TOO!!!
Whew! That was close! The fearless Victor Quartermain put an axe through the 'puter and saved us all! GAH! I think I have PTSD and a major case of the Hershey Squirts after that! You saved us all, Quartermain!!!
Perhaps we can offer the bloody Scots a chance to redeem themselves? Here is the worthy John McDermott to put this Saturday right again!
Somebody is gonna have to go deal with those Gurkhas
with a clue bat.
We'll draw straws because no way am I gonna volunteer
for that one...!