Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Friday, 16 December 2016

I Think I've Been Hacked By The Russians...


This blog usually does around 250~350 views a day but suddenly the counter flipped out and I am getting 950 a day - with at least half of those from Russia. If that happens, the fallout could be staggering - what if all those rotten things I've said about Uncle Bob get leaked to the public? Or my involvement with beer belly biker gangs? My enemies would have a field day!



Or maybe it could by those unsavoury Russian porn sites I visit...?
Nah!
Damn the spambots! Full speed ahead! You'll never take
me alive, you scum suckin' commie bastards!

5 comments:

  1. This is what happens when you post stuff like The Wurzels.

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  2. Whooooo-ee! You wife is going to be SO PISSED when she finds out that Tatyana was not really a blow-up doll you ordered for that last bachelor party!

    ...I hope the dog house has cable... and in your case, HEAT!

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    1. That sounds like hate speech to me Pete. Do you have something against people having inflatable life-partners?

      Good grief! I've already been offended by Gorges on the monkeys with guns post...now this! Why, I better go lie down in my safe place until I get over it...

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  3. I had one day recently when it appeared that I had six times the normal blog traffic. I just figured it was a fluke since it was normal again in a couple days.

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    1. I think Uncle Bob has crapped in the computer hubs again. He THINKS it's funny when the machines go haywire...
      It's probably all his fault that the poor democrats got honked by the Russians too... :)

      If anyone needs me I am going to go fink on him to the Hildebeest...

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