This blog usually does around 250~350 views a day but suddenly the counter flipped out and I am getting 950 a day - with at least half of those from Russia. If that happens, the fallout could be staggering - what if all those rotten things I've said about Uncle Bob get leaked to the public? Or my involvement with beer belly biker gangs? My enemies would have a field day!
Or maybe it could by those unsavoury Russian porn sites I visit...?
Damn the spambots! Full speed ahead! You'll never take
me alive, you scum suckin' commie bastards!