Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Monday, 19 December 2016

Shit Lists

I'm on a couple of 'em for sure - I am a prematurely senile Albertan and I know for a fact that I am on the official shit lists for the following American organizations:
  • The DHS
  • The FBI
  • The Clinton Foundation
  • The Citizen's Coalition To Ban White Underwear For Men
For awhile there I was on the Russia's shit list too - I had thousands of page views over a couple weeks outta there and who know what that's about??? I think Tordle... Tortle...Turdie... oh gawddammit, TB over at The Forty Five was too. Far as I know he is not the most offensive blogger out there.

That honour is reserved for Yours Truly and maybe, possibly Uncle Bob.

Yes, I am aware that I am on another blogger's chit list. All I gotta say is this about that: I am not obligated to show up for every fight I am invited too. That is not cowardice speaking either - that is a case of me extending courtesy and respect to somebody that has done absolutely nothing to deserve it.

I remind my adoring fans that exceptions will be made only for the conduct of the elderly and infirm and the mentally deficient - which lets most of us out, I suppose... But bhe rest of you are fair game, HAR HAR HAR!

1 comment:

  1. I keep getting friend requests from people who work for Facebook. I can only assume that they want to keep an eye on my suspicious activities without having to make any extra clicks with their mouse. Needless to say, I don't oblige them. I used to have a lot of traffic from DC, also;probably from someone keeping an eye on their terrorist watch list (like Hillary or someone).