Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Thursday, 12 January 2017

Filthie's Thursday Speakeasy

So it's Thursday today and pretty much all of us got paid. So - whaddya do on payday? Why, ya go to the bar, slam some toxin - and gamble!

I've already been cleaned out! We had a poker game going in the storage room and Gorges Grouse is cleaning up! Alberta Premier Rachael Notely, the chief of police, the vicar, WL and BW and Quartermain were all still in when I left ... but I will wager Gorges cleans all of them out before the night is done. I think he's cheating but can't complain because I was too - didn't help any...

I should just shut the bar down and re-open as a casino. Uncle Bob, Wirecutter and some other rubby-dubs are shooting dice in the back alley. It's only a matter of time before the guns and knives come out and then it will get REALLY interesting! HAR HAR HAR!

Speak of the devil! Was that Gorges' 44 magnum going off in the back room? Or Quartermain's .38? Whatever, duty calls! I will either be putting a body into the dumpster or running one down to the hospital ER! While I'm gone - enjoy some appropriate music, and everyone keep your hands where everyone else can see them!

Wirecutter threw a seven, Uncle Bob said
he threw eight...🎵🎵🎵

Music for Friday too!

I think I saw Rachael wearing a 'Make America Great Again' hat in this

1 comment:

  1. Just for the record, I don't carry a magnum; I carry an 1860 Colt (I'm OLD school).