Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Saturday, 25 February 2017

Filthie's Gunsmithing Inc.

Not a problem. Behold the Gorges Grouse Gun

Last week on the trap range Gorges Grouse stunk the place out with his marksmanship. Being an expert marksman myself I concluded that his shotgun was choked a little tighter than I liked which was costing him on the scoreboard. I figured he would pick up a few clays if we opened that choke up a bit and between us - we invented a new shotgun choke that we call 'Disproved Cylinder'.

Might have opened it up a little TOO much; this morning he shot the guys on either side of him on the firing line and didn't get ANY birds!

The R&D continues apace.

1 comment:

  1. You have to get them on the flush or they're GONE!