It's nap time for the other retards here at Uncle Bob's School For Wayward Boys And Reprobates. And - while my fellow students nap and dream of ...er... whatever... I am wide awake turning their beloved EZ Bake Oven to the Forces Of Evil:
That's bullet lube slowly melting on WL's cookie dish! While the good kids generally use the oven to make cupcakes n' cookies and pastries - I use it for recreational destruction! I would melt lead on it too but the fumes could hurt me personally so I do that outside. But - if it was only them that had to worry about lead poisoning I would do it in a heart beat! :) :)
Can't remember the exact recipe... something like beeswax, furniture polish and Vaseline all stirred up and heated. When it's fully liquid I put the bullets in.
The mess will solidify once it cools and I'll just pluck the bullets out with a pair of needle nose pliers - and I'll be ready for the reloading bench! I made these bullets entirely by myself! I mixed the metals and alloyed them, I poured the melt into bullet moulds, and now they'll be lubed and ready to shoot for pennies apiece!
And the boys will be none the wiser! Only I will know the real reason their cupcakes and cookies tast like paraffin, HAR HAR HAR!!!
If you want to know more about cast lead bullets, and bullet lube, my buddy
Larry at Midway shows ya how responsible
adults do it safely without poisoning their friends.