Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Tuesday, 2 May 2017

Wait. What, Now?





Errrr.... how does that work, exactly? Do ya go round carving swastikas into trees in the forest?

I used to think environmentalism, political correctness and feminism were stupidity competitions that appealed to otherwise stupid, useless people.

Now I think it's all a gag - these people are actually pretty smart, and are just looking for ways to make fat old white men like me dance with rage! HAR HAR HAR!

Right back at ya, chickie! I am gonna get tags and shoot a black bear during hunting season this year cuz I hate niggers! HAR HAR HAR!

Boys - life'd be a LOT simpler if women didn't vote. Just sayin'...

4 comments:

  1. Y'right! Environmental racism DOES exist, Glen. My Cherokee Purple tomato plants want to put up a casino in the garden (they also want the water and mineral rights to my entire property). My black walnut tree is planted on the other side of the tracks, so I don't have to listen to the rap music! You ain't LIVED until you've heard the "NWA" version of Nutcracker Suite! The white Leghorns in the chicken coop are hanging out in a corner, where one of them squawks something, and the rest squawk back with their right wings in the air. The cactus on the other side of the lot are blocking the garden gate and yelling SI SE PUEDE! There's yer proof!

    These college studinks have it too good, if they gotta make up shyte like this to complain about! They'd shrivel up like a raisin in the sun if a REAL crisis presented itself. And by "real," I don't mean not enough raw sugar in their environmentally conscious Farstucks lattes!

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    1. Pete, ya goof! That's HORTICULTURAL racism! Sheesh! These damned deplorable racists are all the same! Errr... is that stereotyping? Did I just commit another hate crime? Doh!!!

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  2. Actually, you're right about women voting. In fact, the mistake they made in THIS country was when they started allowing NON-PROPERTY OWNERS to vote. Since they had no skin in the game, they've been voting for higher taxes and socialism ever since.

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    1. Yannow Gorges, I hate to say it because I (and probably you and everyone else) knows women that can be trusted to vote responsibly.

      But my mom is a property owner and that bint will vote for socialism and security over freedom any day of the week and twice on Sundays. Her older sister is the same.

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