World famous author, adventurer and explorer - WL Emery is captured by the Oogah Boogah tribe while searching for the lost city of gold...
But the recon satellites, the GPS and modern technology have put an end to all that. There are no lost cities of gold, or valleys that time forgot, or tribes of singing, dancing apes.
Oh stuff it, you racist bastid! I know what you're thinking! Hmpfff! Suppose that makes me racist too, HAR HAR HAR!!! I'm sorry everyone! Shame on me! Perhaps some virtue signalling is in order: Errrrmmm.... that boy dancing in the pic will sure make a fine astronaut or doctor one day!!!
Funny how a few trite words makes a racist as clean as the pure and driven snow, eh? :)