Once again, vicious monsters from the far flung corners of the civilized world have been captured, and brought here to fight and die for your amusement! Behold, my countrymen: the first animal gladiators assemble for your entertainment, and their date with death and destiny!
I ask you again, my countrymen!!! Are you NOT entertained?!?!
Also for your amusement, friends, Romans and Americans: two mummers will be crucified in public for their low browed punnery! Let their painful deaths amuse the righteous - and serve as a warning to others that would try the patience of the Great And Powerful Filthicus!
Guards! I want these two killed as painfully and inhumanely as possible!!!!
...err... and I will deal with the rolls!