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Monday, 12 February 2018

Am I On The Wagon Yet...?






I haven't had a drink this year. I used to be a heavy drinker but slowed down as I got older and smarter. I literally have a cabinet full of aviation grade premium rot gut and haven't touched a drop. I have been accused of alcoholism on several occasions as a younger man.  Maybe I am - it would be so easy for me to break my streak and go slam a big drink just for the hell of it. I'm unemployed right now so I am staying away from the booze on general principles. It just seems to be the right thing to do for some reason - but I can feel it, sometimes. If I get that job flipping burgers at Rotten Ronnie's, then maybe I will celebrate with a drink. Or maybe I will abuse alcohol after today's shooting to compensate for my dismal failures as a marksman.

In any event, it's Range Day. The Usual Suspects are warned not to say rotten things about me in the comments while I am away.

2 comments:

  1. "Rotten things..."

    There; I said it...

    I still feel undamaged. You must have shot a pretty tight group today, Glen...

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  2. rotten things about me in the comments while I am away.

    If you need a little help balancing out the liquor cabinet, I'm not doing much for the next two weeks.

    Actually, I'm a heavy drinker, but I've been known to go on the wagon from time to time. Generally when I'm looking for a job, as I'd want to stay sharp all the time. So that's a good plan.

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