I don't know, might be too touchy feely to be your truck.
Up here in Canada you would have to watch that truck like a hawk, or some inclusive, non-bigoted and politically correct social justice warrior would vandalize it - and would hopefully get shot in the process.One a the boys at the rod n' gun club had an old 'support the troops' bumper sticker on his jeep, and some transgendered otherkin spray painted peace symbols all over it in the parking lot one night.
Put a large dog in the bed of the truck. One of those Eskimo dogs or something. All it has to do is bark when anyone gets too close.
Love that truck.