Usually on Sundays I leave Pete or WL in charge of the Sherriff's Office while I am away at church with the Mrs... but not today. I'm filling the chambers on my Colt percussion guns - there's law work to be done.
Boys, I've called y'all here to assemble for a posse. It's bad this time - real bad. We have Jack and WL keeping a close eye on Sunny to make sure he doesn't do anything rash. He's homicidally livid right now, and rightfully so! Last night - The Supervisor got robbed in Coopville! I know, right? I'm as shocked as you all are! But the law is the law - and we have to go out to Coopville and bring in Charlie and Chicken Mom. Yes, we have the whole sordid affair on video tape:
I'm sorry y'all had to see that, boys. I like the folks out in Coopville too. But justice has to be done, and the folk have to see it being done.
I truly hope they choose to come along peacefull like. The rest of you - go back to your homes and be with your families! There's nothing to see here - so have yourselves a good Sunday.