Goddammit. It's like someone flipped a switch here at Uncle Bob's School for Retards N' Wayward Boys. They've all gone nuts, they won't respect authority - and I've barricaded myself in the principal's office for my own safety! Somebody call the cops!!! I'm trapped! Why - even the womenfolk are running wild!!!!
Anarchists! This is YOUR doing!!! And you will pay......!!!!!!!!!