Once again, with the blog ratings tanking, and the readers leaving by the score in utter disgust - it's time to draw them back again with senseless violence, blood and death!
I'm sure everyone remembers the games of days past, where titanic monsters were brought from the four corners of the world to fight and die here - in the Spamatorium - for our amusement and sport!
Today's animal Gladiators are simple and small, and brought to you to remind us all that... that... errrr... is there a moral to this...? Methinks not! Bah!
Let the games begin!!!!!
And so I ask you again, citizens:
Are you not entertained?!?!?