Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Thursday, 31 May 2018

Filthicus: Blood And Sand


It's been a good week around Castello Di La Filthie. I see Borepatch thinks like I do about the Roseanne kerfuffle, and offers an interesting historical parable in his scholarly screed. I read the other Hollywood dickheads are falling over themselves to distance themselves from her too. It's a good read, and reminds me of my own Roman leanings - it's time for another round of bloodsport, where monsters and innocents fight and die in the arena - for our enjoyment!

With nothing worthwhile coming out of Hollywood other than unsportsmanlike witch burnings - I intend to raise the bar on entertainment. This week, I did the honours myself: rather than sending retards like Quartermain and Pete and Jack half way round the world to catch blood thirsty monsters to fight and die in the arena - I did it myself! I grew weary of crucifying and torturing my lickspittles and henchmen for failing me. If ya want something done - you'd best do it yourself.

Canadian black bears have been killing unwary hunters, hikers, and campers ever since the whiteman landed on the continent! And - just like humans - the worst of the worst are the sows with cubs! I set up a trail cam, released the monsters into BW's back yard - and tape recorded the mayhem and savagery that was sure to ensue when he came out in the morning! The footage has just been uploaded, so join me in some REAL Friday blood sport!!! This is gonna be good! I can't wait to hear the screams of pain!!!!


WHAT?!?!?!? FAILED! AGAIN!!!!
Who is responsible for this affront to Emperor Filthie and the Empire?!?!?
I want the perpetrator crucified at once!!!


Errrrr.... oh, shit. Well, it looks like I am gonna get crucified this time! I can hear the Pratorians and Centurions coming for us now! Oh well - it's been a slice. Looks like I'll be busy this weekend, so - keep the spirits up everyone! You can bet me and my retards will.



Have a good Friday, y'all!

2 comments:

  1. We have come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
    - M. Antony (literary device)
    -- W. Shakespeare

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