Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Saturday, 5 May 2018

Retard Pool Party

Why - I'm so embarrassed. Now that it's warm out again me and the other fat old farts are all headed over to Jack's for beers n' BBQ and an afternoon in his pool. I was trying on the speedo I used to wear 20 30 years ago and it still fits! Unfortunately I made an ass of myself - I figgered I'd stuff a great, big potato down it to impress the chicks. Turns out that the spud is supposed to go down the front of the speedo - not the back! Who knew?

Now would be a good time for all us middle aged and old guys to check out our summer gear: make sure your inflateable girl friends floaty toys are properly patched and air tight. Make sure your documentation is up to date too: your 'do not resuscitate' and organ donor cards are signed off too!

Hope y'all have a great weekend. :)

1 comment:

  1. I've been to every larger venue in the town and this is one of the best. Their menu is small but at least they seem to do what they have on it well. The event space San Francisco have a variety of salads and sandwiches, and a fresh daily soup.