We've had a lot a science related injuries here at Uncle Bob's Institute For Wayward Boys N' Retards lately. Like - who woulda thunk retards could get in trouble with something like liquid nitrogen? Well, they did it - and now Pete F is in suspended animation until we can figger out how to thaw him out!
Then they learned how to make semtex and we lost a bunch of them in a prank war. So we said 'No more Semtex' and the little bastids made thermite instead. I shouldn't be too hard on them - that fat ugly kid in North Korea promptly shaped up and flew right as a result, so there's that.
Couldn't find any white guys that do science for $5.00'hour, soI've invited Dr. Goopinder Flubbdubbada Chublubadadubdadublubbada to hopefully take our students in a safer direction - with high voltage electricity and household compounds. Hopefully he'll engage the students in something constructive for a change.
Have a good Friday - and try to keep the smoke inside your
Have a great Friday - and remember: Graphite is our friend!