But I can't because
A. Canadians have a nanny gov't
B. I don't have the right colour skin.
In Canada, only mud flaps, push starts, pull starts, and kick starts
can ride without helmets.
It's an expression of religious freedom dontchya know, because a helmet won't
fit over the diaper.
I don't know who's worse - the mud flaps, or the
shitlibs that enable them.
I'm almost tempted to pull out a toilet roll and have one a the boys wrap my head up so I can pick a legal fight with the finks, faggots, and old women that infest our judiciary... but I suppose I have better things to do than fight stupid fights with stupid people.
It's a damned good thing for everyone that I am so tolerant and politically correct.