I still remember the day I discovered that Asparagus - or, Ass Par Agus, as the Bohunks call it - was edible. The wife and I ate a ton of it and thought nothing of it until we went to the washroom. I learned later that there are times when urine smells WORSE than chit! HAR HAR HAR!!!
Ass Par Agus is properly served grilled, drenched in butter, a squirt of lemon juice, and dusted with sea salt.