And they commissioned a study where intrepid gubbimint SJW's would go on the reservations and find out exactly what the hell was going on. And of course, they found out that they couldn't hang this on Whitey, or racism, or any other politically correct whipping boy. The perps were so blatantly obvious, that they couldn't even spin it to make Whitey look like the culprit. Obviously somebody wasn't doing his job properly - and the liberal shill in charge of the truth and reconciliation suddenly tendered his resignation.
Maybe Alberta media celebrity and radio DJ, Joe Cat Face can help our befuddled liberals sort this one out?