Here at Uncle Bob's Institute For Retards And Deplorables we are feverishly preparing for the arrival of all hallows eve! Fortunately Big Pharma and their friends at the FDA are always on the lookout for our health and well being:
That it does... and I can eat that stuff by the wheelbarrow!
Because I can't control myself, every year, like millions of others, I come down with Black Licorice Poisoning. My tongue turns blue, my stomach revolts and I start chitting like a goose. Don't even think of trying to drink while you're gobbling this deathly stuff. I want to hurl just thinking about it!!!
Sigh. Gotta be Quartermain again.
Wirecutter will have to hustle if he hopes to beat him
in the Punkin Carvin' Contest this year...