I was cleaning up the kitchen after new year's and having some Hair A The Dawg - the exact day after I gloated about my sobriety over the holidays...
and this is what emerged from the liquor cabinet.
It's the damnedest thing - it smells great and tastes awful.
Thankfully I didn't bring it out on formal occasion with dignitaries like Jack
or Pete - I'd a gotten blacklisted at the country club fer sure.