Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Wednesday, 9 January 2019

The Filthie Aviators


I see that M got that avionics upgrade I have been advocating.
For everything wrong with the world right now...
that'll fix it right there.
We will eliminate hunger and disease, achieve world peace,
and finally ban white underwear
for men.

1 comment:

  1. Been eyeing that upgrade for some time now. Took a while until I could buy controlling interest in Chenney/Haliburton Hurricane Machine industries. Then you get that avionics pack as a free perk. I have also instructed my peons to have a brick on the throttle of each one of the vehicles in my fleet and keep them running continuously to help speed up all that global warming they keep blaming me for. I figure I'll shut them off when the maples in the front yard start to drop coconuts on my head.

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