Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Saturday, 5 January 2019

The Filthie Cake-Baker


Like everyone else I was just HORRIFIED and offended when those poor, loveable lesbians couldn't get a cake for their wedding at that horrible bakery run by ignernt intolerant red neck Christian.

Here at Filthie's Bakery, we are more than happy to cater to the butt blasters and carpet munchers of the land! To that end, I have had the boys do a special pastry run just for the LGBQTFUKCMYANUS clientele!


Oh yeah.. You're fired, Quartermain…!

4 comments:

  1. But WAIT! Where are the Tootsie Rolls???

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    1. Oh they're in the bottom drawer, Pete. Bend over and help yaself!

      HAR HAR HAR!!!

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  2. Don't fire him. He'll file for unemployment and then sue you on mental discrimination grounds. You know, the I hate retards! law. Then he'll go on the dole and we can all support him and his drinking habits.

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    1. That - and he is our best employee! HAR HAR HAR!!! :)

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