Well it's Friday again and me and the Empress decided to have a little shindig here in the imperial capital. We invited the slaves, barbarians, equestrians and patricians and put out nibblies. Everyone behaved themselves - for awhile. BP tried to warn me about one of the guests - and I paid him no heed. I figured I was of godly descent and knew it all.
That'll be the last time I ever have Commodus over. Cripes - he's almost as bad as a Texan or a rig pig!
Live n' learn - if ya can, HAR HAR HAR!
Have a great Friday!