Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Thursday, 2 January 2020

New Business Idea



Awhile back ... must a been over five years ... I was out on dawg patrol and a van drove by with a sign on it: Home Colonic Hydrotherapy. I couldn’t believe it and I started asking some responsible adults about it. Apparently there IS such a thing, and apparently it’s exactly what it sounds like.

Tonight I know the plot and script for my nightmare. It’ll be Filthie’s Colonic Hydrotherapy. The phone will ring and it’ll be Jack or Pete teeing up a morning appointment - right after Taco Night.

Hey can anyone recommend a good shrink? I think I’m getting PTSD again...😞

7 comments:

  1. Maybe, you should get a second opinion on those mushrooms you've been indulging in.

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    1. I think you're right Judy. Hey - how were the holidays for you? Was Santa good to you?

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    2. The holidays were as good as could be expected. 'Santa' kept the roof over my head, I had what I wanted for eats, no dramas and no one was trying to kill me.

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  2. I thought taco night WAS a colon cleansin'. After all; taco Tuesday means wet-fart Wednesday!

    Yeah; I was thinking of starting up one of those myself. I'd call it Aladdin's Colon Cleansin'. "Your WHISSSSH is my command!" ...Or... "The enema of your enemy is your friend!"

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    1. Well if you're on board and willing to do a partnership, maybe we should reconsider? Phil over at Busted Nuckles can do the mechanical work, I'm sure. He might even have a high pressure pump we can use. Whaddya think...? 150 PSI at 80 USGPM...? ;)

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  3. Fun fact: Mahatma Ghandi was a huge fan of coffee enemas.

    You really needed to know that, right?

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