Yep, you guessed it. I got emotionally traumatized and overwrought again last night and decided to do away with my life! Went running outside and I threw myself into the neighbour’s Ukrainian Tire cheapy electric snow blower but it wasn’t powerful enough and I bunged that thing up c0ck-solid! M and Phil had to tear down that POS to get me out and by then the cops showed up... and I got hauled away to the can. It’s not that bad though... I think they got me in Epstein’s old cell so if the mood takes me again, I should be good to go. One of the guards even lent me a pistol, bless his heart.😆👍
So. What set me off this time? Welp, I was doing good on OyTube last night, until I came across this black, soul crushing vid!
If there’s one place that can cock up a simple cup of fuggin coffee... it’s the faggots and pink haired alternative life forms over at Starbucks. That stuff is shite! But the wife, King Peter and Queen Mary love it! My wife even had an app on her phone so she can order her special coffee and have it ready when she arrives.
FFS... how do ya mess up a cup off coffee?!?! Ya heat up water with your preferred thermo, pour hot water through the grind, and collect the solution in a jerry can! You throw a Glock in and if it floats... yer done like dinner!!! Our society is diseased and fraught with fecklessness, fetid flatulence and fraudulence to make a culturally poxy, pozzed unplummable profundity like Starbucks!!!😡😡
Uh oh. I’m sorry everyone! But I need to get back to my imaginary happy place again! I shan’t speak of such ghastly doings - this is a safe place! It’s Saturday, I’m safe and warm... and I hope you are too!
Have a great weekend and thanks for dropping in. Keep your coffee and your life simple! 👍