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Wednesday, 15 July 2020

Hurk! Ulp... Gotta Stop Hanging Out At Gab


The wanks that hang out there are even lower class than I am... and the food.... GAH!




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  1. Any clues as to the gray stuff? I would have to wash the aspic off the pieces-parts to eat any of it.

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    1. Aspic is the old-fashion name for meat gelatin and can be the name for that particular dish itself.

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    2. Stop!!! For the love of gawd, please stop!! I'm gonna hurl!!!!

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  3. It reminds me of what they feed you (or used to feed you) at Navy Chiefs initiation, quite similar to what you're fed when crossing the equator to become a shellback.

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    1. Good grief! I don't think a friggin' Marine could eat that stuff, Green Diver!!! And those guys will eat snakes, mud, and the arse out of a goat - without salt!

      The swabbies are even tougher than I thought...!!!!

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    2. The still living goldfish in week-old milk followed by a sprint commando crawl down the o-mess stairs was the real test. If you passed that you were permitted to play mess-rugby with the visiting tankies: they brought one of their marvellously clean APC tarps, someone procured a vigorous piglet, greased it, and two ad-hoc teams battled each other under the tarp with/for the pig. These activities explain WHY it is called a mess, why the bills were so high, and why shindigs were held seldom, but outstandingly. And the roast pork is sooo tender...

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  4. Never acquired the taste for oysters. Most of the rest of it I could eat if really, really hungry. But I claim that I can win hands down any contest of "What's the most bizarre thing you've ever eaten?"
    Some hippies I lived with in the 1980's had a baby and celebrated the event with.....placenta stew. The were so damn religious about it that I *gag* had to participate.

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