Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Thursday, 9 July 2020

Perfect


Now, into the preheated pan:
4 eggs
1 lb. bacon
4 lbs. hash browns
Don’t whine to me about cholesterol!!!
Eat it and die like a man!!!


Earlier in the week I came across a vlogger on OyTube that goes around doing all-you-can-eaters. She’s a purdy little thing in her early 20’s in great physical shape. She demolished a 5 lb. roast with a big baked potato - no problem! She went to Rotten Ronnies and ate 4 Big Macs and a pail of fries. As a change in pace, she did a super hot spice challenge and dumped one million kiloscovil chili dressed nuts...stuff that would kill a beaner or a pakie or even a Texan... and her nose just ran a little bit.

I was so impressed I showed all this to the wife and she just shrugged. She said that back when when she was running marathons, she could probably do it too. I suppose when your metabolism ramps up to burn calories like that, your body has an easier time of taking them in and replacing them?

I remember when they did a morning half marathon - they had a big breakfast afterward. My wife ate a pile of waffles, a pile of pancakes, and a bushel fresh fruit, and washed it down with a glass of juice and a couple of coffees. They all did! And afterwards they were all up n’ at em, helping the organizers clean up after the event! Looking back I think all the gals were eating as much as the guys and often more. I’d have been in a food coma.

Maybe I should start an OyTube channel. Only I’ll eat health food and fart my way around the wife and dawgs at home, and angry customers in expensive restaurants...

2 comments:

  1. Or you could take up marathon running!,

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    1. I'll get right on that one Deb, HAR HAR HAR!!!

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