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Wednesday, 29 July 2020

The Best Hollywood Monsters

Any nominations?

For me it’s those Alien sonsabitches. Ya only see ‘em when it’s too late, and even then, it’s usually when everyone thinks the danger’s over and it’s okay to relax.

4 comments:

  1. Are ALL CANADIANS as twisted as you, Glen?...

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    1. Nah, most of them are pretty tame and smoke pot to keep themselves level. I rely on beans and cheap scotch for that. :)

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  2. Aliens are good. But that fucking creepy clown in the sewer, that'll mess with you.

    Now, a clown Alien in a sewer? That is double ungood.

    Used to be really scared of vampires (old school ones) but now that they're all sparkly and limpwristed and more gay than Richard Simmons, well, nah. (Though the ones in Tarantino's "From Dusk till Dawn" or the movie "Vampires" were good.

    Really liked the wide spectrum of monsters on the old "Night Gallery" show. Then they remade it and screwed it up. Bastards. But, for the time, a headless biker with a sword, that was scary.

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    1. Years ago my wife and I were at the movies and they were doing the trailers for upcoming movies before the main show. I think it was the one for Twilight or some bodice ripping harlequin werewolf/vampire rot... and all the younger ladies in the audience cheered. Simultaneously their young men booed and hissed and spat. Then sounds from all over the theatre started - men grunting in pain as their faces met their girl's fists, women screeching in dismay as they got bitch-slapped with a stout back hand... and my wife and I smirked in the darkness and enjoyed the unexpected show... ;)

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