Oh my gawd. Thanks to a generous visitor I have found the most entertaining site in the world. It's a neighbourhood buy n' swap starring the most retarded vendors you could ever ask for. They and anything else can be found at townpost.ca! Examples abound:
Qty. 1 Only Buggered up .45 seating die, $75.00. Call BP in Florida at 555-XXX-XXXX
Qty. 6 Ea. Lot of 6 burnt out light bulbs. Sold individually ($55.00 each) or as a lot ($700.00), contact Mad Jack in Texas, 800-EAT-MEEE
Qty. 1 Only Slightly used large breast. Call Pete F between 11:59 and 12:00 PM. Serious enquiries only, no low ballers please.
I'm not kidding either, guys are getting on there trying to buy and sell junk and prices are top dollar and value is in the basement!
I should put Mort up for sale on that site, HAR HAR HAR!!! I really like this one:
That's a nice BB gun, but I'd probably get shot by a cop if I ever took it outside of the house.
ReplyDeleteNah that's nothing... not until someone lists some used drywall for sale.
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