I bet this fire was built by someone from NYFC or Tranna
Maybe a gay hipster from Hongouver?
It was definitely someone from the big city, I give
That thing a 20% chance of success.
When I was younger I was always the first one up and I’d roll out of the fart sack, take a squirt… and then get the blaze going. I’d hear the ducks chuckling and the geese starting to honk and glurt… the birds singing… and it felt good just to be alive. Sometimes I’d pull out a cigar and light it from a taper in the fire… and I’d be in a state of utter tranquility.
Nowadays I can’t seem to drag my arse out of the bed without a hearty boot from the wife! ☹️
Actually, that is a very valid and good way to build a fire, works just as good as YOUR way to do it... Just because YOU havent done something a certain way, doesn't mean it wont work....ReplyDelete
No. It's a really stupid way to build a fire.Delete
because it actually works? moron... just like I said, just because YOU havent tried something, it doesnt mean it won't work...Delete
I must be a moron too, Axe. I dunno how it works in Montreal or Massivetwoshits… but out in the woods you get the small stuff going first and then put the bigger stuff on once it’s going. The wood below the kindling is all green too… so it probably won’t burn.Delete
But whadda I know? If this method works for you, smile and use it. 👍
That is a 'Build your own Fire" Kit from IKEA.....ReplyDelete
They could understand the instructions is all.....
The fire pit is an excellent way to get rid of expensive failed wood working projects too, Glenda.Delete
Or…harrrumpfpfppfffff… that is what M Silvius tells me…