I dunno what the plot was or the context of it…but I feel like I’ve been eating that way for three days! I think I’m beginning to understand vegetarians a bit. If I eat one more candy or Christmas treat…I am going to have to vomit….
🤢
So it was that when this mystery piece of antiquity popped up on my radar I recognized it immediately.
That’s King Alfred Of Anglia, or possibly Cederq Of Wessex…
Perched on a thunderbox after the Yule Feast.
I have the same thousand yard stare today, with a food hangover…
wondering what the hell I’ve done to myself
and whether I’ll survive it.
I don’t think my lower intestine was designed
to take this kind of
punishment…
Groooooaaann….
I hope you are as miserable as I am and that you managed it the same way! If you’re young enough to handle it… a quart of whisky will lube your innards and make passing high volumes much easier.
Just sayin’….
Quart of whiskey and you won't feel it, easy or not.
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Yep, paid my dime and only farted...
ReplyDeleteI didn't really overindulge yesterday, but yes, the morning constitutional was a tad bit earlier than usual.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was much younger, I could go to an "all you can eat" buffet and REALLY get my money's worth. Sometime in my middle years, I discovered that the pain after the third plate just wasn't worth the effort. As always, I try to be gracious about encountering these "limitations of age", but still and all they are often a pissoff.
Not quite the level of "Gunner" but our little Cairn terrier knows when a delivery or post truck is heading our way yet is 3 blocks away, And that while sitting indoors. Thanks for all the great posts Glen.
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