Play with the kids. Eat lots of good food. Do not drink with your enemies and avoid trouble makers. Be grateful and smart. Walk with the dog. Hug the wife. Share a rude joke with the tards. Be of good cheer.
Yours,
Filthie
Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted
A guy runs into a bar, pounds on the bar and demands, "Give me twenty shots of your best single malt scotch, and hurry!!!" The bartender is so surprised he doesn't know what else to do, so he unlocks the case holding his best and pours twenty shots. The guy at the bar sucks down the shots rapidly and sets the last empty glass on the bar. The bar tender blinks in disbelief and says, "That's the fastest I've ever seen anyone drink!" The guy at the bar replies, "Yeah? Well, if you had what I have, you'd drink this quickly too!" the bartender says, "Oh no! What do you have!?" The guy at the bar smiles and says, "Fifty cents."
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, to all of us tards and stubfarts!
Ohio Steve
Two ropes had a powerful thirst. But the sign outside the saloon said they didn't serve ropes. So the smart one leans over and whispers to the dumb one. They tangled themselves up and then teased their flat tops into a messy afro. They eased into the saloon and leaned on the bar. The barkeep squints and says, "Say, you two ern't ropes ere ya??"
ReplyDeleteThe smart one replied, "frayed knot."
Happy Christmas Sir Filthie!!
Merry Christmas,Mr Filthie!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the jokes and the critical commentary.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas
Deathray
Merry Merry Happy Happy Glen!
ReplyDeleteHorse walks into a bar....bartender says "why the long face?"
ReplyDeleteI used to be good a telling jokes, but now I just punch up the fuck line.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I wasn't drinking anything. Man...
DeleteMerry Christmas from Gavin's playground.
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