AND - they're not finished yet, how RUDE of you to interrupt... after you're chipped, you'll rip out your gas stove and replace it with an electric one to save the environMINT.
Good grief... hey - can I start building the gallows now...?
I don't think we need to spend the time or materials on gallows. A repurposed lawnmower should do the trick. Maybe add a mulching blade. Might have to get rubber boots and a rain suit for the operators.
Hmm no thank you, Ill pass . Anyone that thinks they can force this will find an extra one inserted in their person along with the applicator and receive unpaid time off for the trip to the local hospital.
Not a hope in hell they'll chip me or the good lady, no medical experiments no masks, we aint having a heat pump or whatever next wheeze their mates invested in, nor a bleedin battery car
and because they are made by "people", (diverse, vibrant, "people"), there will be manufacturing incidents and product recalls because "leakage" (sounds like the jab(TM)), and radiation burns at the site of the chip, there is your "mark of the beast"..
They MIGHT chip my dead ass, but not me.
ReplyDeleteNot on purpose I won't. I'll just carry that mobile phone with the tracking device, just like every other fool who has one.
ReplyDeleteI have one, but leave it at home, "THEY" must think I am a hermit and uglier then sin for not going anywhere...
DeleteTHE FUCK I WILL!
ReplyDeleteAND - they're not finished yet, how RUDE of you to interrupt... after you're chipped, you'll rip out your gas stove and replace it with an electric one to save the environMINT.
DeleteGood grief... hey - can I start building the gallows now...?
I don't think we need to spend the time or materials on gallows. A repurposed lawnmower should do the trick. Maybe add a mulching blade. Might have to get rubber boots and a rain suit for the operators.
DeleteWe're going to need an industrial sized woodchipper like the one they used in soylent green.
DeleteHmm no thank you, Ill pass . Anyone that thinks they can force this will find an extra one inserted in their person along with the applicator and receive unpaid time off for the trip to the local hospital.
ReplyDeleteNot a hope in hell they'll chip me or the good lady, no medical experiments no masks, we aint having a heat pump or whatever next wheeze their mates invested in, nor a bleedin battery car
ReplyDeleteOnly if I run out of ammo or have a jam and can't beat them to death with my firearm.
ReplyDeleteand because they are made by "people", (diverse, vibrant, "people"), there will be manufacturing incidents and product recalls because "leakage" (sounds like the jab(TM)), and radiation burns at the site of the chip, there is your "mark of the beast"..
ReplyDeletenot likely
ReplyDeleteWe're all getting chimped!
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteAfter I “chip” the “chipper”
The only 'chip' I have, and will ever have, is the chip I have on my shoulder from prolonged exposure to the establishment's excessive bullshit.
ReplyDeleteWell spoken
DeleteMorbark these fukkers.
ReplyDeleteWhen I get chipped it will be lead from a gov't storm trooper
ReplyDeleteOver your dead body, CNBC.
ReplyDelete