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Monday, 16 January 2023

Glenfilthie Action Figure

 



We roll out  the first model in the second quarter and pattern him after the original GI Joe figures from 50 years ago! Pull the string on his back and he vomits! Press the button and he farts! Kids will really go for his realistic chicken grip hands and poseable limbs. In the third quarter we can roll out his creepy comic book sidekicks like Colonel Quartermain, Private Pete, Mad Jack! 

We’re going to be rich!👍👍👍👍


Holy crap. I thought he had the Gemini space capsule but it was actually the old mercury one… the past was truly on a different planet. Gawd… it was so long ago…



We used to have imagination back in the day. Even the kids. 


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9 comments:

  1. Eaton Rapids Joe16 January 2023 at 18:48

    Original Glenfilthie Action Figure https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2f/9e/f4/2f9ef42bbf235f61df89161d14c9aba2.jpg

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  2. Greg16 January 2023 at 19:22

    And yesterday, SpaceX landed Falcon 9 boosters for the 163rd and 164th time. It's gotten so routine, I have to dig up coverage of the events. Ho hum. Nobody cares.
    Your GI Joe is cool, but nothing tops my mint condition, NIB, Spongebob Squarepants Barbie Doll ("Barbie LOVES Spongebob Squarepants!")

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  3. STxAR16 January 2023 at 20:12

    We sure did. My uncle welded two short water pipes together for me. That was my double barrel. I ate everyone's lunch with that playing cops and robbers. They didn't stand a chance....

    I drug around part of an old jeep radio from WW2 when we played war. Always calling in arty for the boys... I loved that old thing. I probably still have it out in the shed.

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    1. Filthie17 January 2023 at 06:00

      I had a friend who’s dad was like that. After work he’d go out to putter in the garage and his buds would come over for a beer…and they’d make toys for us kids as they chatted and bantered. Once we got zip guns so powerful, they could dump a Cape buffalo at a hundred yards. I still remember getting snapped in the ass by one 52 years later! Gawd that hurt! 😂

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  4. Honk Honk16 January 2023 at 21:34

    The Brandon Action Man comes with Depends and sippy cup featuring a CCP logo.

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  5. Cederq17 January 2023 at 00:32

    All that doll will do is fart, burp, blow snot, and sit on the toilet for hours...

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    1. Filthie17 January 2023 at 05:54

      He sleeps too! Is there ANYTHING he can’t do!?!?

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  6. Anonymous17 January 2023 at 09:00

    They've got a space capsule on display below decks on the aircraft carrier at Patriot's Point in SC. Looking inside it you can understand why there were never any fat astronauts.
    - WDS

    https://www.patriotspoint.org/news-and-events/patriots-point-observes-44th-anniversary-of-apollo-8-mission-special-artifacts-on-display/

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  7. Don't mind me.17 January 2023 at 10:56

    That top pic looks like GlenJihadi.

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