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Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Thursday, 5 January 2023

One of Quartermain's Girl Friends, No Doubt

 


I think she's a lizard person.
Her jaw unhinges like a snake's when it tries to eat
larger animals that are too wide
to fit down its gullet...

19 comments:

  1. she got skills, but what about brain freeze ?

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  2. Not for long, going to make my move.

    Bear Claw

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  3. Well now, that’s an alluring but unnecessary (speaking as a Chinaman) skill.
    Mike_C

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  4. I'm not sure she has a brain to freeze

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  5. Yeah, but you wouldn't kick her out yer sleeping pallet iffn' she was eating Doritos...

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  6. My first thought was "Ow! Brain freeze!"

    Guess I've been married too long for other activities to come to mind.

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  7. And for my next trick, I'll saw a hole in the table!

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  8. All y'all perves are warping my mind back to a prepubescent intellect.

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  9. You say that likes it's a bad thing.
    Tree Mike

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  10. Guarantee she's popular with a talent like that.

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  11. I didn't realize lizard person females were so cute. I'll take one.

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  12. Hmmm. Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch? Or a golf ball through a garden hose?

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  13. Fakety fake fake! Look at the table before and after. There is a break in the filming. But that said it is fasinating to watch.

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    1. Yeah it gets jerky and stilted during the deep throat thing. I know that if I bit down on ice cream like that, the pain from my frozen teeth would be excruciating…

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    2. The pigeon walking the background doesn't seem to shift.

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  14. The bird in the background kinda looks consistent. Must have been a jr size cone?

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