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Tuesday, 24 January 2023

The Retard Cigar Club

 

Alright Class!!! 

What's the first rule of the cigar club?

DON'T TALK ABOUT THE CIGAR CLUB!

All we need is some do-gooder menstrual social justice warrior to learn about this important space for men - and next thing ya know, the law will be on us to admit street chitting vibrants, fatty lesbians with green hair, bronies and furries ... and the whole dignified affair will go straight down the pooper!!!


So - just to make sure we are all on the same page... NO WOMEN ALLOWED. Got that? No exceptions!!!

We want to keep this thing civil and formal - without the hysterical nonsense of chicken headed women.


😉👍

18 comments:

  1. Anyone know what happened to "Gorges Grouse"? Been empty for a couple of weeks. Definitely no cigar...

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  2. Aw geez. Did he pack it in? I always liked Gorges but I haven’t been by his blog in months…

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  3. Was that the same guy from Hammer Club?

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  4. LOL I suppose that will prevent General "I was a MARINE" Aesop from cluttering up polite conversations, eh?

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  5. Lord of the Fleas24 January 2023 at 16:40

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OTYdizres8

    'nuff said...

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  6. Gorges was bitching about how blogger was putting it up his pooper lately . I'm thinking blogger got him back for bitching .

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  7. My lips are sealed…..apparently one members lips ain’t. Give that man a drink!

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  8. I hate it, men can't gather to talk man to each other, enjoy what a man's vice is and smoke or drink with companionable men with fruits, wimmins and dieversity.

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  9. Gorges posted about his frustrations with Blogger and about things in general. Nothing more posted for a few days, then suddenly ALL of his posts disappeared. That's been a couple of weeks ago now. I am quite concerned about him.

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  10. This sounds a lot like the he-man woman haters club on Little Rascals. We had a chapter. I was the first to get married, and they gave me the boot right after.

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    1. Yeah me too. At the time I thought it was a bad thing… but looking back I see things differently.

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  11. Glen, I’m glad you boys have your own personal “safe place” where y’all can chew, spit, yell, scratch, fart, and whatever other vile bodily functions you find entertaining. Trust me, I have no desire to meddle in such elevated, flamboyant behavior; have a nut. Just make sure you wash up and scrape the dog droppings off her feet when you come in for meals.

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    1. You are a wise woman indeed, Bobo! 😊👍

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  12. so far as i know gorges is okay
    he told me there were few visitors to the site so he stopped
    he lost his wife a while ago so pray for him please

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    1. That is too bad. I always liked Gorges. Do you know if he still has his little dog, Deb?

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    2. I was a daily visitor to Gorges site, I enjoyed the old photographs and inspirational quotes he posted. I mostly enjoyed when he wrote about porch sitting with the dog or local history.
      Deacon in Louisiana

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  13. My private sportsman's club is men only, period. The by-laws don't exclude wimmens (that would be illegal), the membership does. A potential member has to be sponsored by a regular member, and only a fool would sponsor a female, turning himself into a pariah. Members are presented first to the executive board, and if they pass that interview then to the full membership for a secret ballot, which would NEVER pass.

    Although wimmens can not now and will never be members, they are welcomed as guests to use the facility and attend most events and are always treated respectfully.

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    1. Just so, GD. A serious men’s club will always have lots of social and family functions. They gotta be good for everyone.

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