Well I am down to my last Christmas cigars and good thing too - my halitosis can knock Mort out at 50 paces, and he'll smell and eat pooh if ya let him. My mouth tastes like a cat's litter box. GAH!!! But... oh, they are soooo good. I will be back on the wagon when they run out, and smoke up again later in the summer. They will all be gone soon.
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But... ya can't get away from it, can ya? Lookit that metal tin the cigars come in: instead of the handsome old stylized logos of the panthers and elegant branding - there's a great big pic of some fuggin emo harking up a lung. The text tells me I AM GOING TO DIE!!!! CHRONIC BRONCHITIS!!!! Ya know what, Health Canada? FUCK THE HELL OFF!
Gawd - can't you health nazis even let me enjoy a simple holiday cigar without lecturing me? The demented chits made it manatory that this idiot message be anodized right into the metal of the tin so I can't peel it off and throw it away! Fortunately all is not lost - when I am done, the wife will take the tin and use her CriCut CNC gismo and cover the tin with decorative prints, put maybe a pen and small notepad in it with some other trinkets - and give it to the little ones at her church girl's club. Apparently the kids flip out over them and love them.
We should turn it around on those liberal idiots driving crap like this. It's easy:
Every time a pervert or their enablers see this...
...They should have to be forced to look at something
like this.
Haaaaarummmpppppfffff! I'm glad we understand each other! Now, if you'll forgive me... I am going to step outside and have a cigar and maybe a coffee. I heartily recommend that you do the same if you are so inclined.
Have a great Monday and thanks for dropping in.
Great post. And it so happens I will be enjoying a cigar momentarily. Probably a Rocky Patel Sun Grown, and I will dedicate it to the free speech that drips from this post. Happy New Year - keep the posts coming!
ReplyDeleteEarlier I smoked an awesome cigar that Flapz brought over… he said it was an ‘acid’? I guess it is a generic term for certain styles…I almost fell over when he told me the price… this can be a very expensive hobby if ya want to get into it…
DeleteThe cigars with the brand name Acid are generally infused (at least the small ones are) with a flavoring agent - I know that they began selling larger cigars that were not infused. The small ones are pretty good for chewing on, but not the best for actually smoking (IMO).
DeleteI put my little cigars in an hand carved wooden box with a small ceramic disc that acts as humidor. I paint the tins orange to be used as reactive targets. Fuck turdo and all those that support this greasy queef!
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Amen, Chutes. I just heard ol’ Faggot Face has a raft of tax hikes coming and it’s all I can do to keep from fed poasting. I guess the little shit has his nose out of joint because everyone’s buying “F*** Trudeau” flags and bumper stickers and they’re everywhere now…
DeleteComment of the year: Fuck the Hell Off! Directed at government do-gooders world-wide.
ReplyDeleteSaw bumper sticker north bound I95 on FL car. "Homophobia is a disease." No dumass, AIDS is a disease.
ReplyDeleteIs that Felix Sapper on the smoke tin? Looks just like him if you add in the slanty eyes.
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