Thanks Matthew, now I can't get that image out of my head!
They were thirsty. They were unable to find proper clothing. They were Caught between two powerful warlords, in a battle for life and death.
Their only hope was a mysterious slow talking pine bat carrying Warrior from somewhere south of the Mason Dixon with a penchant for cheap whores and cheaper script writers.
Dumber than box of hammers and as inarticulate as Kamala Harris, Joe Don Baker stars in,
Apparently that came out in 1984, my senior year of high school. It certainly looks like exactly the thing me and all my friends would go see, after sneaking in a bottle of hooch into the theater! We were delinquents back then, drinking and carrying on. I remember the poster but not the movie - holy hell watched a youtube clip and it looks absolutely awful. That time period Carradine must of signed up for any god-awful movie, probably to finance his coke habit.
Trust me I saw this movie, five minutes in I was longing for the production values of the original land of the lost, especially since his role was far less convincing than the sleestaks!
I can't think of one Carridine movie that did not immediately have me wondering how in the hell he ever got cast in the first place.
ReplyDeleteBecause Joe Don Baker said no??
DeleteThanks Matthew, now I can't get that image out of my head!
DeleteThey were thirsty.
They were unable to find proper clothing.
They were Caught between two powerful warlords, in a battle for life and death.
Their only hope was a mysterious slow talking pine bat carrying Warrior from somewhere south of the Mason Dixon with a penchant for cheap whores and cheaper script writers.
Dumber than box of hammers and as inarticulate as Kamala Harris, Joe Don Baker stars in,
The Whammer and The Sorceress!
4 tiddies????
ReplyDeleteWhat sorcery is this?!
Apparently that came out in 1984, my senior year of high school. It certainly looks like exactly the thing me and all my friends would go see, after sneaking in a bottle of hooch into the theater! We were delinquents back then, drinking and carrying on. I remember the poster but not the movie - holy hell watched a youtube clip and it looks absolutely awful. That time period Carradine must of signed up for any god-awful movie, probably to finance his coke habit.
ReplyDeleteTrust me I saw this movie, five minutes in I was longing for the production values of the original land of the lost, especially since his role was far less convincing than the sleestaks!
DeleteConfucius say tits or GTFO.
ReplyDeleteI've seen this movie.
ReplyDeleteReally, really, really,really,really bad.