Years ago Bob The Knob introduced me to one of his friends…an arrogant, insufferable Spanish prick who got old really fast. We met for lunch and did pizza and beers … and the Spaniard bitched about that too: I almost spit up my coffee when the prick said, “I’d love to try real Canadian cuisine but there doesn’t appear to be any such thing! What is ‘Canadian Cuisine’??? A hot dog…?”
The other night my beautiful wife brought me a sweaty, greasy old hot dog from Costco. I burped lava and fire after eating it… but it was magnificent.
I seriously don’t know where those Eurofaggots get off thinking their national ‘cuisines’ are the best thing since sliced bread. The best cooks off that continent are the the Ukrainians and the Wops. And being honest about it…a good Tex Mex cook will put the boots to both of them.
Poutine! I love it and there are all sorts of recipes for it!
ReplyDeleteHad the opportunity to eat at a variety of messes in Iraq. The Spanish mess was the best by a long shot! Made many a detour to be there for a meal.
ReplyDeleteI worked on a number of Spanish FFG's. They fed us well and they like to have wine with meals and Brandy afterwards. It was great.
DeleteWe were working in one of their equipment rooms and didn't want to take a break, their Master Chief had a case of beer sent up to us from the chief's mess for us.
I'm an expat Canadian living in Spain, have been since 1992, and I have to say Spanish cuisine is absolutely exquisite, with the variety of dishes within regions and among the different regions something to behold. I also adore French cuisine and that of the Alp region of Italy.
ReplyDeleteYears ago I read of a situation where some puke was bad mouthing the health effects of tex-mex. The author commented that "Some people need to mind their own damned business."
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I'm looking forward to a meal later tonight featuring the local "Hog Dog": a foot-long hot dog covered in BBQ pulled pork, cheese sauce, and two strips of bacon to help hold it all in the bun.
ReplyDeleteThe ol' Costco hotdog (or Polish sausage) for $1.50. You can't go wrong there.
ReplyDeleteI read recently some ladder climbing scumbag in one of their corporate meetings was whining about Costco losing revenues or something to that effect and suggested raising the price of the hotdog. The CEO told him: "If you even touch the price of that hotdog, I will fucking kill you."