Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Friday, 3 February 2023

From Quartermain’s Comic Book Stash


1 comment:

  1. I can do that too, but I gotta be facing the other way.

    There was one air vent intake on my ship's bridge that for some reason dumped out on in the chief mate's room directly below. The mate was a good friend and some nights running close to the east coast, when I knew there was a Red Sox game on the radio, I'd walk over to the vent and pass gas into it, prompting an angry phone call. I did that one night after the Filipino cook had made beef and broccoli using rancid old bacon grease, and the mate called the bridge, said he almost threw up and I was an asshole, and I could hear the carbon monoxide alarm going off in the passageway outside his room, which woke up all the officers.