Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

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Monday, 13 February 2023

Sportzball

 Missed it. Again. 

I think I was cleaning the kitchen. But I can guess how it went. Our Team won, or The Bad Guys did. There was some idiotic or scandalous half time show where Someone did Something so incredibly stupid and tasteless, the chattering classes will be entertained for days. The wanks on Blab are calling it Niggerball and I totally get it. My entire family would have been glued to the TV watching it.

I feel sorry for the people that are addicted to this nonsense, I really am. The guys on Blab are so fed up with the woke politics, the perversion and sickening nigolatry of the NFL and sports networks, that they’re cutting the cord and it obviously really hurts. Sportzball is now about political indoctrination and no longer about playing football.

If you’re in that boat - good! It means you aren’t having Globohomo shoved down your throat! Separation anxiety is real but fortunately… easy to deal with. It’s called the OFF button. Get up, and go do something else fun. Sometimes ya gotta sit back, realize there is nothing here for you anymore, and walk away. 


The young fellas on Blab use the term “Grillers” as a demographic slur for clueless fat old white guys that watch the world falling apart and happily go along as long as they can grill meat out on the BBQ, and sit in front of the TV with a can of beer and potato chips. If the Super Bowl isn’t as much fun anymore, or is even painful to watch sometimes… ya might wanna ask yourself why.


12 comments:

  1. Great post! Didn't know that I was a griller. I'm glad to know that I'm finally part of something.

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  2. If we are grilling, we arent loading mags and sharpening kbars...

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  3. Yup I take umbrage at the term too - I am a griller, but I can do that and carry a sidearm for any maurading vibrants, monsters and slow mutants.
    If STxAR, Tex and me were on the starship with Sigourny Weaver and that monster - we woulda had that alien on the grill and talking about going down to the planet to catch more...

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    1. But, just think of the heartburn after ya consume that little wanker...

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    2. Well if he ripped your chest open when the meat came back on ya… we’d just pop a few Rolaids, wash it down with Blanton’s and walk it off…๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘

      Why are you being so rude today, Cederq? Are you constipated again? Or do you want to double down on those fightin words about Sigourny?

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    3. Sigourney?! Yeeesh. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

      I was always partial to gals like Mia Sara or Judie Aronson. Even today, they're achingly gorgeous.

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  4. Wait, the superbowl was on, and I missed it? BTW, Who was playing in it this year?

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    1. It was the Philadelphia Baby Daddies vs the Kansas City Felons.

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  5. Stopped watching sportsball 15 seconds after the first knee hit the turf.
    Life is much more meaningful now.

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  6. I can't get myself into any of that, even if I wanted to. Sportzball, movies, whatever. Doesn't matter. Any 'current thing' fad crap I want nothing to do with at all.

    Maybe I AM the weirdo, after all...

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    1. JL, everyone is crazy/weird except you, me and Filthie and I am not so sure about Filthie... he has this thing about Sigourny...

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  7. Back when I had an airplane, my favorite SBS activity was to go flying. The weather was almost always gorgeous, clear and cold, and I had the sky to myself. Even the guys at Air Traffic Control were bored out of their skulls and unusually chatty as a result.
    We had a dinner guest yesterday, and he spoiled my almost complete ignorance: I didn't even know who was playing until he had to look up a score on his smartass phone.

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