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Friday, 17 February 2023

The Fabulous Friday Filthie Awards

 Well here we are! Ladies and gentlemen I’m so glad to have you here! Tonight’s the night when we - the esteemed elders and pioneers and Yesterday Men and Women come together to do what we always do - fix  things, and make them work again! 

Phil and Cederq are looking dashing for tonight’s special 
Awards Night!
Glad you could make it, men!

Let us be perfectly honest here - the Oscars, the Grammy’s, the Tony’s and the Fat Albert Awards shows have become undeniable, unmitigated chit shows! They’re an insult to the intellect nowadays. Will Smith and some other black baboon get into a simian slap fight… Greta Thoonberg uses the venue to lecture aboot the environMINT…some other pin headed skank has a garment failure…pedophiles, queers, and trannies fight with sodomites and catomites for the best camera angle and the spotlight. The only guy having a good time is the devil, when all is said and done. We need to put a stop to this nonsense and remember better times, when we were all better people. 
It’s just us here today, folks! The category for the first Filthie Award is for the Best Action Film Actor Of The 80’s! This award negates and supersedes all previous Hollywood awards and renders them null and void! The corrupt Hollywood jews, rapists, billionaires, carny folk and clowns will have no say here - yours is the final word! Let the voting begin! 

May your choice be made with wisdom 
and clarity!

Who is the best thespian in the Action Movie genre? free polls


  1. Proud to say I have no idea what any of the Hollywood awards are about.

  2. Cant believe no Tom Cruise

  3. clint will always be number one. mel and bruce tied for second in my book. arnie gets third, hackman gets the honorable mention.

  4. The two with no votes are people that I have never heard of. Clint deserves the #1 spot.

  5. So I wrote a lengthy diatribe why Clint shouldn't included (and I revoke my stupid Roger Moore nomination). For evidence for my argument, I went and looked at Clint's 1980's filmography. There his 1983 Sudden Impact. I think he punches Sandra Locke in the face 4 or 5 times. So, I withdraw my Clint reservations. But I still think you are all wrong and the winner should be Mel or Bruce.

    Did you ever see Clint all greasy climbing through dirty duct work? No.
    Did you ever see Clint sending a kid out on the hood of a speeding tractor-trailer for shotgun shells? No.
    Did Clint ever use the phrase, "Yippee-Ki-Yay, motherfucker?" No.
    Are there any helicopters in any of Clint's movies? Fuck no.
    /rant part 2
    How the hell can you have a action movie without a helicopter? Batman Begins: helicopter chase. The Matrix: Helicopter Rescue. Mad Max: The Road Warrior: A whirly bird helicoptor dropping bombs. Air support: Fucking 10/10 awesome. And holy shit, Blue Thunder, a whole damn action movie about a helicopter.

    1. yeah but bruce never said " dying ain't much of a livin' boy." nor " buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."

  6. What gives, fartknocker? You make up this huge stink about Sigourney, but you don't even add her to your own list? Are you going senile? Bahahahah!

    As for my vote, although I do like the cut of Clint's jib and Van Damme's 'Bloodsport' was a kickass movie, I gotta go with Kurt Russell. He did 3 of my favorite 80's movies: 'The Thing', 'Escape from New York', and 'Big Trouble in Little China'.

    "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yessir, the check is in the mail!"

  7. Suggest this poll be split into decades. Best Action Movie Thespian 1960s. Best Action Movie Thespian 1970s. Etc. And have a standard number of nominations per decade, say 15 or 20 (the above list is too short).

    Just my humble suggestion.

    Steve the Engineer

  8. I voted for Kurt Russell, not only for movie performance but he also is pro-gun, pro Conservative political in real life. Pisses me off when action movie heroes who use guns in their movie roles become scolds about even owning a firearm in the 1st place.

  9. Charles Bronson

    1. Right? Who made this list up?

  10. Matthew Quigley
    I found you one of the Winchester guns you had up the other day.
    Has some rounds for it, reloading dies and empty brass. $850.00
    Cederq knows how to reach me.

  11. Luvem all. Terminator 2 is so cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž though

  12. Well it looks like it's official - Clint is The Man! To be honest... that is probably the best outcome. Bruce doesn't need to feel bad in losing out to him.

    I see Quartermain did well too! HAR HAR HAR!!! I'd like to thank everyone that took the time to vote in this very important poll, and the stars that gave us clean decent fun back in the day. Some fell into the moral/ethical/intellectual trap that Hollyweird has become... but Clint and Bruce have managed to do remarkably well in that bastion of evil faggotry that prevails today. Hopefully more such men are around when our current world order ultimately fails.

  13. Jason Stathan (Transporter)
    Jean Reno (The Professional, Wasabi)
    Clive Owen (Shoot 'em Up)
    Pick one (Boondock Saints)
    Keanu Reeves (John Wick)
    Peter Griffin (Epic Chicken fight)

  14. You think I was kidding?
    Well, I wasn't.