Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Monday, 27 February 2023

Via Flapz: Practical Dating Advice

I’ve been saying now for awhile that he needs a wife or girlfriend. 

Or… does he…? πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

In similar news I was forced to give up my social experiments with inflatable life partners - lack of funding… I wonder what a holographic one would be like?

Don’t judge me!!! Marriage is just a social construct!!!😑


  1. At least with an inflatable, you can let the air out and stuff her into a cigar box!

    1. But they don't clean themselves. Too much work.

    2. Even better, she don't talk.

      Bear Claw

  2. I just saw her on my street corner. She has corn rows,is pregnant with two black eyes, a fat lip and charging five dollars for 10 minutes.